Twizzlers are a saving grace.

You know what? Three hour long phone conversations are murder to your ears. I found out that my cell phone starts to get very hot after about fifty minutes of conversation. After the second hour it begins to ache, deep down, in your soul. Needless to say, my ears are burning. But not in the "Oh man, my mom just cursed me out" sort of way. In the "I fell asleep on the burger grill" kind of way.

So here it is, the end of my three day weekend, and surprisingly enough, I have yet to finish my homework. I found out that the dratted moon is coming out of its new phase, and is soon gonna be waxing, so I can't do my astronomy homework for a little while. But the speech...ah the speech...now that's just pure old laziness. A three-to-four minute speech, about the easiest subject in the world for me to talk about, myself. And yet I still can't manage to get going on it. I am an accomplished procrastinator, but this is even starting to get on my nerves. Well, we will see exactly what happen with all this stuff. But you don't want to hear about all that. You want to hear all about crossover fanfiction. I mean, why else would you even be online?

All joking aside, don't do smack. It destroys lives.

I am a blogger now, aren't I? I have four flippin' posts, and now I'm a blogger. Sure I'm not on the level of some people, with their hundreds of posts, or the true greats with thousands. But I have a respectable number under my belt. I won't lie, some comments posted on my blog helped. Though I haven't really gotten any from people who I'd really want to see post. But comments from random people are nice too.

Alright, so how do I save this crap from becoming a bunch of whining? Let me tell an interesting anecdote. Let's see if I can think of one...

Good Bands:
Cake

Good Games:
Halo 2 (but ONLY if you've got more than four people. Seriously folks. It's not a good game, it's only nice because it's a rip-off of old-school Goldeneye--Well, Marathon really, but only if you're uber-uber-old-school. Like Olde School.--that you can play multi-multi-player)

Good Phrases:
"Petulant fussbudget"

Good Bye
(schtickety-schtick-schtick-schtick)
(schmutz)