Myspace is Satan

No really, it is.

Ok, so I finally decided to take a current picture of myself. (I'm a little more "colleged up" than my profile picture by now) And I figured that I would post the thing on my blog just for the people who haven't seen me in a while, or at all. Yes I do look very different from my senior picture, but the suit is just so gosh darn spiffy I didn't want to update. I don't think I even have those clothes anymore, I probably pawned them for video games or something. Anyways, I think my glasses are finally shot (they should be, I've been wearing them for four years) and now they look weird, so this picture is sans glasses, though I still wear the same ones as those in the picture. So hurrah for me updating my online identity. Aren't you all happy?

I tell you, this blog stuff just sucks you right in...yeesh.



So right, have a nice Thanksgiving everybody!

Who's ready for round 762,584?

When you get ready to sit down and watch an episode or two of the brand-spankin'-new Scrubs season two dvd, and you end up watching half of the darned episodes, you know it's been a good night. When you didn't actually have to pay for them, cause your roommate is cool like that, then it's been even better. Maybe not necessarily productive. But...good...you know. So how awesome is that there...well gee-whiz Wally, I guess I've been so busy with my nothing that I haven't had time for much cool stuff. I saw the Harry Potter movie a few days ago...it was interesting...I played lots of Star Wars Battlefront II. And I even took time to post on this here blog for all of you one or two readers I may have! Ya see, I don't post on this puppy for me! Oh no-ho, see I get my greatest jollies when other people are reading this schiggity schwa, so if you do happen to be out there reading...well just go ahead there, fella, and take a chance by clicking on that there "post comment" button, and after a mild amount of discomfort, you will have contributed to something really great. And that something is my ego.

And that is the greatest gift of all.

No, I'm sorry. Fan-fiction is the greatest gift of all. Bad fan-fic....wait...is there any other kind?

Hm.

Ok, so here's the score. I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend that I don't have anything else to say here, so that I don't turn a post that could have ended at "Hello" into a 78 hour suckfest. So next time I post, maybe you'll all be more appreciative! All of you no one!

Oh, and do yourself a favor. Go watch Jurassic Park again. The animatronics will show up at your door and thank you.

Okay, okay, so maybe it really *isn't* butter.

Well how much do you wanna bet that I didn't think I wasn't ever gonna post on this sucker. well ha! I wasn't gonna, so I just won all of your money. But I guess I did post again. Yeah so what. You wanna know why? I'll tell you why. I guess I just figured that keeping a blog meant that people had to read it. I mean, if you want to keep your stuff secret, then buy a $3 blank book at Waldenbooks, and write secret messages to comminazis or something. So a while after the spambots attacked my site with anger, I decided that I didn't like blogging anymore. Then I got a reader! Hooray! So now everyone out there must love me or something, because, like I got a comment from someone who wasn't trying to sell me pornography, or maybe she was...I'll have to look into that, you know, maybe call the internet po-lice or something. I mean honestly, this must be what celebrity is like. Really you just send out a random call into the internet...and...you get a reply back!? What a marvelous invention these compootorzz are!

Right, back on track. School for this semester is winding down, and things are getting progressively less hectic, before ramping right back up for finals. I went to Wal-Mart tonight and apparently Christmas-time is here.

Ok....Vault is the devil. No really. That whole "drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink" thing? I guess it's true. If sodas and energy drinks destroy your world. This is serious folks, don't drink that stuff. You're only hurting yourself, and your loved ones.

Errr...Don't Smoke Crack!

Stuff I recommend today:

Arrested Development: season two (or one if you're lame, and aren't already watching it)

Star Wars: Battlefront Two (or one if you just can't handle that much awesome)

The Woggles (Gotta give a shout-out to 'em for touring with Electric Six, and being as cool as they are.)

Catch ya later, and post comments, or I'll...I dunno...turn emo or something (you saw what happened last post, I think we can all agree that never needs to happen again)